BARRY WEEN:
Ten years old, and the most intelligent carbon-based life form on earth, But he prefers to keep it to himself. A perfect day for Barry is his parents at friends, his sitter heavely sedated, and Barry making anti-terrorist equipment for the Israeli military. Or building an atom-smasher small enough to fit under his bed. Which ever should strike him first.

JEREMY RAMIREZ:
The only living human that knows about Barry's "Big Brain", as Jeremy calls it. Jeremy is a typical ten year old, who enjoys pornography, the USA network, and at least 80 hours of television a week. He is Barry's partner in crime, his Starsky to his Hutch, the B.J to his Bear.

SARA TAN:
The girl Barry, really, really likes. Smart, tough, pretty, but doesn't take any crap. Especially from Barry. But, she kinda likes him, and suspects that there's something a little different about him. Besides his hair.

WILLIAM AND BARBARA WEEN:
The parents of the prodigy. And the two most clueless people in America (who aren't members of the republican party)